Reel Deal, No Sex Appeal Episode LIX: Crank & Crank: High Voltage

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If you tuned in last week, you might remember our fearless host Chris calling himself a Jason Statham Expert (not once, but twice) all the while without seeing nary a Crank. It's time to change that. 

 Is Crank the best movie of our generation? Yes. Is it the most important movie of our generation? Also yes. 

 There is a lot going on here. The news segment makes its grand return to the show, we talk Pretty Little Liars, and SANTA JAWS. One of our most packed episodes yet. 
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Reel Deal, No Sex Appeal Episode LVIII: The Meg

Posted on 1:02:00 AM by Big Bob Pataki

The gang's all here. Parker, Chris, Alex, and Alex combine on the only episode worthy of all four hosts being on at once: Jason Statham taking on a combination of A God Damn Megalodon and Chinese nationalism. 

 We all came together as one for a common good and celebrated this occasion by playing bingo at Chris's expense. Take that, guy who puts the show together every week. 
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Reel Deal, No Sex Appeal Episode LVII: The Jaws Quadrilogy

Posted on 1:02:00 AM by Big Bob Pataki
STONE COLD. STONE COLD. STONE COLD.

We're gonna need a bigger podcast.

 Get it?

 The Meg is right around the corner and shark fever has infected Reel Deal. Why settle for one of the greatest movies of all time when we could also watch 3 sequels that have no reason to exist other than to squeeze money from the Jaws name?  

 We've got Squatchwatch, kaiju, and telepathic sharks. What could be better? 
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Reel Deal, No Sex Appeal Episode LVI: Mission Impossible - Fallout

Posted on 2:00:00 AM by Big Bob Pataki

Bigfoot's girthy dingus and stealing sharks: the Reel Deal brand has never been stronger. 

 #SquatchWatch continues with a deliciously gory Bigfoot movie and a found footage forest romp that almost puts Star Wars, Shark, and Squatch Expert Alex to sleep. 

 The gang goes through the Mission Impossible Franchise before discussing the newest installment. It's a rare treat to go into a movie with sky high expectations and come out itching to see it again. We were so excited that we even cut back on racial slurs for Chris to edit out. 

 It's got a bit of everything. Tom Cruise running, Bigfoot sex, Jeremy Renner, Godzilla, Bigfoot sex, some movie with blackface from 60 years ago, Bigfoot sex. Fun for the whole family so check it out. 
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Reel Deal, No Sex Appeal Episode LV: Last Action Hero

Posted on 2:00:00 AM by Big Bob Pataki


It's finally here, folks. Hot takes on the movie you've been waiting all year to hear about. Sorry to keep you waiting, but Reel Deal is finally here to tell you about Truth or Dare. 

 Squatch Watch 2018 is on as Star Wars, Shark, and Squatch Expert Alex digs deep into the dregs of direct to video Bigfoot movies. 

 The gang watched the underseen Last Action Hero. The great Schwarzenegger streak of movies ended not long after its original. The real question is, was this the last great hurrah or a sign of what was to come? We talk about child sidekicks, meta humor, and la-CHRIS MADE ME WATCH FOODFIGHT AND HE WILL NEVER BE FORGIVEN. I CLOSE MY EYES AND I SEE DOGTECTIVE TRYING TO FUCK TEENAGE HILLARY DUFF. I WILL NEVER KNOW PEACE
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Reel Deal, No Sex Appeal Episode LIV: Deep Blue Sea & Deep Blue Sea 2

Posted on 5:23:00 PM by Big Bob Pataki


Reel Deal is back with the most on-brand episode possible. Sharks, sharks, and more sharks. Parker, Chris, and Official Shark and Star Wars Correspondent Alex are deepest. Bluest. Their hats are like a shark's fin. 

 We've got made for Syfy Channel movies about ghost sharks, Michael Rappaport as an engineer in an underwater sealab, and decade-late sequels that nobody asked for but everybody needs. 

 Also, it's Chris' turn to assign some movies and he picks some fuckin doozies. That's alright though, laugh while you can you smug prick. This elephant doesn't forget.  

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Reel Deal, No Sex Appeal Episode LIII: Shanghai Noon & Shanghai Knights

Posted on 5:23:00 PM by Big Bob Pataki
JACKIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE


More like Shanghai Yikes, am I right? 

Parker watched a slew of early 2000's garbage horror and Ant-Man and the Wasp, and Chris saw a bunch of movies that sound like books and Oceans 8. God damned SJWs putting women in movies. 

After that the two units had a very adult, extremely regular discussion about various incarnations of Scooby Doo. Chris was incredibly not mad about the live action movie, in fact he was actually laughing. 

Then the dynamic content duo discuss a pair of movies that sounded a whole lot better on paper. The absolute nerve of them to make Shanghai Knights nearly 2 hours. 


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