Film's Climax Produces Insurmountable Mental Breakdown
Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers The Movie: Part 3
Mom so help me God if McDonald's gives me the Rocky toy one more time I will raise Hell of a biblical magnitude in that shithole and that clown won't show his face if he knows what's good for him.
Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers The Movie: Part 2
In which I continue to mock this movie for being a cash grab, knowing good and Goddamned well I had every single Happy Meal toy.
The Handmaiden - Now with Less Octopus
I can't understand a god damned thing Bruce Dickinson is saying
The Phantom Carriage - A Bit of Class Between Wiener Jokes
Or as the Swedes call it, Körkarlen. We’ll get there fast and then we’ll take it slow.