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Showing posts with label Chris the Intern. Show all posts
The Top 5 Movies of 2016
"Look at me, I'm Chris. I saw high-concept foreign cinema instead of paying to see Batman v Superman twice."
A Christmas Story - In Which Chris Loses All Readers We've Gained in 2016
A Christmas Story
Directed by: Bob Clark
Starring: no one of consequence
Writers: Jean Shepherd, Leigh Brown, Bob Clark
Do I hafta?: Yeah, you hafta.
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Stay Away from Uncle Freddy's Puzzle Basement
Wherein a wisecracking high school janitor teaches kids to believe in their dreams
The Handmaiden - Now with Less Octopus
I can't understand a god damned thing Bruce Dickinson is saying
The Phantom Carriage - A Bit of Class Between Wiener Jokes
Or as the Swedes call it, Körkarlen. We’ll get there fast and then we’ll take it slow.
The Fog - Tom Atkins' Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery
Out of all of John Carpenter's movies, this is one of them.
Suicide Squad - It's Guardians of the Galaxy, But Not the Good Kind Like You Want
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The King of Iron Fist Retrospective Part 2 - Tekken 2
This is bullshit, Jeff. If you keep spamming the eye lasers I'm taking my Dualshock and going home.
Ghostbusters (2016) - The War on Men Begins with the Desecration of Dan Aykroyd's Ghost Blowjob
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Mortal Kombat - That Sonya Blade Is One Piece of Ace
Actually written by Chris the Intern, I'm an idiot who posted it on the wrong account.
Chris' opinions do not reflect or represent the views of terrible blog dot net.
God dammit Chris.
God dammit Chris.
Enter the Dragon
Enter the Dragon
Directed
by: Robert Clouse
Starring:
Bruce Lee, John Saxon, Jim Kelly (the martial artist, not the former
Buffalo Bills quarterback)
Release
date: July 26, 1973
Runtime:
102 minutes
Jackie
Chan gets his ass kicked: three times!
Harlan Ellison’s Watching
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Grumpy Cat's Worst Christmas Ever - Please Let Me Die
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