Breathe easy, there aren't any Paris jokes. Even I'm not that terrible of a person.

Friday the 13th Directed by: Sean S. Cunningham  Starring:  Betsy Palmer, Adrienne King, Kevin Bacon, Not Kevin Bacon, Ms. Not Kevin Bac...

I am so sorry for all of this

Happy Halloween, y'all. Football is still dumb and I hate myself for watching it. 

  The Green Inferno Directed by: Eli Roth Starring: Eli Roth's Wife, some other people Release Date: September 25, 2015 Run Time...

Football in London, Matt Cassel, and a desperate cry for help. All this and more in Week 7

Fantastic Four Directed by: Josh Trank  Starring: Miles Teller, Michael B. Jordan, Kate Mara, Jamie Bell, Toby Kebbell Release Date: ...