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A movie so racked with tension, so claustrophobic and stressful, I threw my hands in the air and yelled "fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck" while...

Enter the Dragon Directed by: Robert Clouse Starring: Bruce Lee, John Saxon, Jim Kelly (the martial artist, not the former Buffalo...

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Silent Night, Deadly Night Directed by: Charles Sellier Starring: Nobody Release Date: November 9, 1984 Run Time: 85 minutes ...

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