A Christmas Story Directed by: Bob Clark Starring: no one of consequence Writers: Jean Shepherd, Leigh Brown, ...

Wherein a wisecracking high school janitor teaches kids to believe in their dreams

Film's Climax Produces Insurmountable Mental Breakdown

Mom so help me God if McDonald's gives me the Rocky toy one more time I will raise Hell of a biblical magnitude in that shithole ...

In which I continue to mock this movie for being a cash grab, knowing good and Goddamned well I had every single Happy Meal toy.

I can't understand a god damned thing Bruce Dickinson is saying

Capitalism at its most radical.