Showing posts with label Reel Deal. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Reel Deal. Show all posts

Reel Deal, No Sex Appeal Episode XXXLI: A Quiet Place



Very carefully open your cold one with the boys as they take in A Quiet Place! The lads find this to be easily one of the best movies of the year, and try (yet fail) to keep The Office jokes to a minimum.

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Reel Deal, No Sex Appeal Episode XXXL: Street Fighter & Street Fighter - The Legend of Chun-Li



Another video game movie? Seriously? Well, thank goodness we picked a couple of the good ooooOOOOOOH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
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Reel Deal, No Sex Appeal Episode XXXIX: Ready Player One


Here's the thing, friends. Movies mean different things to different people. No one has the right to tell you that something meaningful to you is without merit. It's absolutely fine to love a movie, regardless of what anyone else thinks of it. 

With that being said, we saw Ready Player One and we fucking hated it. 


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Reel Deal, No Sex Appeal Episode XXXVIII: Scream




Crack open a cold one with the boys and jump back 22 years to rediscover just how important Scream was! Chris halfway guesses the twist, and Parker gushes about the opening scene.

Also, the first hour is about movies we watched recently, so if you don't care about that this is your warning to skip ahead.


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Reel Deal, No Sex Appeal Episode XXXVII: Spawn


Crack open a cold one with the boys and do YOUR part for Hell's Army by watching Spawn! Chris tries desperately to defend John Leguizamo's performance, while Parker misses an opportunity to make a Dabo Swinney joke. For those of you wondering at home: it's so much worse than you remember. 

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Reel Deal, No Sex Appeal Episode XXXVI: Enemies Closer



Crack open a cold one with the boys (and lady) as Chris, Parker, and Alex look at an underappreciated gem, eh. Jean Claude Van Damme stars as an evil vegan Mountie. That's it, that's the entire synopsis. It's an incredible movie that four people on the planet have seen, us included. 

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Reel Deal, No Sex Appeal Episode XXXV: Starship Troopers



Crack open a cold one with the boys as Chris and Parker do their part! Chris is embarrassed it took him this long to watch this, while Parker forgets to mention the Academy forgot Tobe Hooper in their In Memorium tribute. Want to know more?


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Reel Deal, No Sex Appeal Episode XXXIV: Catwoman




Crack open a cold White Russian - hold the ice, hold the vodka, hold the kahlua - with the boys, as they whip up one of their best episodes yet! The director's name is Pitof.


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Reel Deal, No Sex Appeal Episode XXXIII: Black Panther



Crack open a cold one with the boys and gear up for a hearty Black Panther discussion! Chris admits it's one of the best superhero movies ever made, and Parker tries desperately to pretend he's not a white boy from Texas.

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Reel Deal, No Sex Appeal Episode XXXII: Hard Target



Crack open a cold one with the boys (and a girl) (ew gross) as they venture on down to the bayou to solve the case of Yancy Butler's missing daddy! This might be one of the most underrated 90s action movies ever made, and that's saying a lot.

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Reel Deal, No Sex Appeal Episode XXXI: Demolition Man



Crack open a very cold one with the boys as they try to solve the mystery of who greenlit this picture! Parker laughs at the name "Harry Hole," while Chris laughs at the name "Harry Hole". Features Alex & Chris on the 1966 classic "Blowup".

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Reel Deal, No Sex Appeal Episode XXX: Blade Runner & Blade Runner 2049



Crack open a cold one with the boys as they peer into the not-too-distant future! They admit they were wrong about the original Blade Runner, and then they get into why Blade Runner 2049 is a beautiful piece of visual art.

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Reel Deal, No Sex Appeal Episode XXIX: The Disaster Artist



Crack open a cold one with two men with a dream and a vision! Chris and Parker take the time to talk about both The Room and The Disaster Artist, and how one is a bit more fun than the other.


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Reel Deal, No Sex Appeal Episode XXVIII: The Snowman



Crack open a very cold one with the boys as they try to solve the mystery of who greenlit this picture! Parker laughs at the name "Harry Hole," while Chris laughs at the name "Harry Hole". Features Alex & Chris on the 1966 classic "Blowup".

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Reel Deal, No Sex Appeal Episode XXVII: The Guest




Crack open a cold one with the boys as they let a mysterious guest into their safe space! Chris and Parker tackle The Guest, one of the most underrated movies of the past decade. Chris and Alex (the one we like) contemplate Dark Star and I, Tonya. She's the guest. That's the joke. Please subscribe.


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Episode XXVI: Bright



I spent my New Years Eve counting down to 2018 by watching Will Smith and an orc recreate Zootopia but with less cute animals and more magic wands, centaurs, and elves. It asks the hard hitting questions like "is racism bad?" and "Why does Will Smith look so sad?" and "are the elves supposed to be Jews?" They sure are. 



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Episode XXV: Silent Night, Deadly Night 2



Season's Greetings y'all. It's the most wonderful time of the year, so we decided to bring you a special little Christmas themed mini-sode. Silent Night, Deadly Night 2 is one of my absolute favorite good-bad movies and a yearly tradition in Casa de Pataki. I brought this gift into Chris' life, and now we shall share it with all of you. 


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Episode XXIV: Star Wars - The Last Jedi

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It's finally here. The biggest Star Wars movie since the last one. We have made it through a catastrophic 2017 and all we have to show for it is a movie that is on the verge of giving me a nervous breakdown. Chris and I are joined by Alex (no, the other one) and we spoil everything right from the get-go because we lack self-control. Which one of us said it's one of the worst movies they've seen in theaters this year? Listen to find out. 



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Episode XXIII: How the Grinch Stole Christmas



Gaze upon me ye mighty and despair. All the Whoms in Whomville have gathered to join hands and sign the song that ushers this foul beast to Earth and ushers in eons of malevolence and decadence. Your God will not save you.  



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Episode XXII: Jingle All The Way



What's that? After last week's ice cold episode there is nothing you want to hear less than two blabbering dipshits doing Schwarzenegger impressions? Well good news, we spend more time talking about The Big Show than we do about Arnold's accent. 


This episode also features our dear sweet friend Josh commenting on the inexplicable Jingle All The Way 2 starring Larry the Cable Guy, and The Alex We Like joins Chris to discuss Good Burger.



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