Showing posts with label Reel Deal. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Reel Deal. Show all posts

Reel Deal, No Sex Appeal Episode XLVI: Deadpool 2



DID SOMEONE SAY SUPERHEROES? I FUCKING LOVE SUPERHEROES 


After going an exhausting two (!) weeks without a movie based on comics or toys, the absolute units crack open some cold ones and chat about Deadpool the Second. 

Also: Parker watched an obscene amount of Twin Peaks and 90's monster movies, and Chris watched a bunch of racist shit from the 1940s called Calamity Jane on the Orient Express or some garbage like that. 

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Reel Deal, No Sex Appeal Episode XLV: Dr. Goldfoot and the Bikini Machine




It would appear as if I have been tricked into watching a 60s movie where Vincent Price is sashaying around an evil lair and creating fembots to lure rich men into signing over their bitcoin rigs. Never heard of it? Mike Meyers should have, because this is the most Austin Powers ass movie I've ever seen. 

But before we get to that, the absolute units have each begun their descent into horror television. Chris reports back with his first experience with nearly a dozen episodes of Tales from the Crypt, and Parker dives headfirst into the first 3 episodes of Twin Peaks. Here's hoping both of those shows maintain their high level of quality until the end. 


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Reel Deal, No Sex Appeal Episode XLIV: The Haunting


 





Good evening boys and ghouls. Crack open a cold one for a scarily good fright as Chris, Parker, and Alex (the one they respect as Terrible Blog and all subsidiaries are Women Respecters) settle in for a ghoulishly good time with a horror classic.


What? Oh, it's the one from the 90s? Shit. Well, we have Owen Wilson getting decapitated, straight lesbians, and ASMR.

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Reel Deal, No Sex Appeal Episode XLIII: Avengers Infinity War


Crack open a cold one with the boys as they sing the praises of one of the most ambitious crossover movies ever! I'm still not sure why they didn't have the Fantastic Four in this.

Not only did Chris pay real life Obama funbucks to see Infinity War in theaters, but he watched nearly the entire MCU beforehand. I have finally broken him. He has reached the event horizon of capeshit.




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Reel Deal, No Sex Appeal Episode XLII: Road to Infinity War & Hellboy / Hellboy II



Crack open a cold one with the boys as they rip open a new one with Hellboy and its sequel! Chris is enamored with Ron Perlman, and Parker gets freaked by the tooth fairies. Also, the absolute lads prepare for Infinity War next week as Parker tries to explain 18 movies worth of plot to someone who doesn't know what an Infinity Stone is.



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Reel Deal, No Sex Appeal Episode XLI: A Quiet Place



Very carefully open your cold one with the boys as they take in A Quiet Place! The lads find this to be easily one of the best movies of the year, and try (yet fail) to keep The Office jokes to a minimum.


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Reel Deal, No Sex Appeal Episode XL: Street Fighter & Street Fighter - The Legend of Chun-Li



Another video game movie? Seriously? Well, thank goodness we picked a couple of the good ooooOOOOOOH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
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Reel Deal, No Sex Appeal Episode XXXIX: Ready Player One


Here's the thing, friends. Movies mean different things to different people. No one has the right to tell you that something meaningful to you is without merit. It's absolutely fine to love a movie, regardless of what anyone else thinks of it. 

With that being said, we saw Ready Player One and we fucking hated it. 


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Reel Deal, No Sex Appeal Episode XXXVIII: Scream




Crack open a cold one with the boys and jump back 22 years to rediscover just how important Scream was! Chris halfway guesses the twist, and Parker gushes about the opening scene.

Also, the first hour is about movies we watched recently, so if you don't care about that this is your warning to skip ahead.


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Reel Deal, No Sex Appeal Episode XXXVII: Spawn


Crack open a cold one with the boys and do YOUR part for Hell's Army by watching Spawn! Chris tries desperately to defend John Leguizamo's performance, while Parker misses an opportunity to make a Dabo Swinney joke. For those of you wondering at home: it's so much worse than you remember. 

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Reel Deal, No Sex Appeal Episode XXXVI: Enemies Closer



Crack open a cold one with the boys (and lady) as Chris, Parker, and Alex look at an underappreciated gem, eh. Jean Claude Van Damme stars as an evil vegan Mountie. That's it, that's the entire synopsis. It's an incredible movie that four people on the planet have seen, us included. 

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Reel Deal, No Sex Appeal Episode XXXV: Starship Troopers



Crack open a cold one with the boys as Chris and Parker do their part! Chris is embarrassed it took him this long to watch this, while Parker forgets to mention the Academy forgot Tobe Hooper in their In Memorium tribute. Want to know more?


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Reel Deal, No Sex Appeal Episode XXXIV: Catwoman




Crack open a cold White Russian - hold the ice, hold the vodka, hold the kahlua - with the boys, as they whip up one of their best episodes yet! The director's name is Pitof.


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Reel Deal, No Sex Appeal Episode XXXIII: Black Panther



Crack open a cold one with the boys and gear up for a hearty Black Panther discussion! Chris admits it's one of the best superhero movies ever made, and Parker tries desperately to pretend he's not a white boy from Texas.

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Reel Deal, No Sex Appeal Episode XXXII: Hard Target



Crack open a cold one with the boys (and a girl) (ew gross) as they venture on down to the bayou to solve the case of Yancy Butler's missing daddy! This might be one of the most underrated 90s action movies ever made, and that's saying a lot.

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Reel Deal, No Sex Appeal Episode XXXI: Demolition Man



Crack open a very cold one with the boys as they try to solve the mystery of who greenlit this picture! Parker laughs at the name "Harry Hole," while Chris laughs at the name "Harry Hole". Features Alex & Chris on the 1966 classic "Blowup".

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Reel Deal, No Sex Appeal Episode XXX: Blade Runner & Blade Runner 2049



Crack open a cold one with the boys as they peer into the not-too-distant future! They admit they were wrong about the original Blade Runner, and then they get into why Blade Runner 2049 is a beautiful piece of visual art.

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Reel Deal, No Sex Appeal Episode XXIX: The Disaster Artist



Crack open a cold one with two men with a dream and a vision! Chris and Parker take the time to talk about both The Room and The Disaster Artist, and how one is a bit more fun than the other.


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Reel Deal, No Sex Appeal Episode XXVIII: The Snowman



Crack open a very cold one with the boys as they try to solve the mystery of who greenlit this picture! Parker laughs at the name "Harry Hole," while Chris laughs at the name "Harry Hole". Features Alex & Chris on the 1966 classic "Blowup".

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Reel Deal, No Sex Appeal Episode XXVII: The Guest




Crack open a cold one with the boys as they let a mysterious guest into their safe space! Chris and Parker tackle The Guest, one of the most underrated movies of the past decade. Chris and Alex (the one we like) contemplate Dark Star and I, Tonya. She's the guest. That's the joke. Please subscribe.


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