Reel Deal, No Sex Appeal Episode LVI: Mission Impossible - Fallout


Bigfoot's girthy dingus and stealing sharks: the Reel Deal brand has never been stronger. 

#SquatchWatch continues with a deliciously gory Bigfoot movie and a found footage forest romp that almost puts Star Wars, Shark, and Squatch Expert Alex to sleep. 

The gang goes through the Mission Impossible Franchise before discussing the newest installment. It's a rare treat to go into a movie with sky high expectations and come out itching to see it again. We were so excited that we even cut back on racial slurs for Chris to edit out. 

It's got a bit of everything. Tom Cruise running, Bigfoot sex, Jeremy Renner, Godzilla, Bigfoot sex, some movie with blackface from 60 years ago, Bigfoot sex. Fun for the whole family so check it out. 


Listen to it here


Subscribe to Reel Deal, No Sex Appeal on iTunes

Reel Deal, No Sex Appeal Episode LV: Last Action Hero



It's finally here, folks. Hot takes on the movie you've been waiting all year to hear about. Sorry to keep you waiting, but Reel Deal is finally here to tell you about Truth or Dare. 

Squatch Watch 2018 is on as Star Wars, Shark, and Squatch Expert Alex digs deep into the dregs of direct to video Bigfoot movies. 

The gang watched the underseen Last Action Hero. The great Schwarzenegger streak of movies ended not long after its original. The real question is, was this the last great hurrah or a sign of what was to come? We talk about child sidekicks, meta humor, and la-CHRIS MADE ME WATCH FOODFIGHT AND HE WILL NEVER BE FORGIVEN. I CLOSE MY EYES AND I SEE DOGTECTIVE TRYING TO FUCK TEENAGE HILLARY DUFF. I WILL NEVER KNOW PEACE


Listen to it here


Subscribe to Reel Deal, No Sex Appeal on iTunes

Reel Deal, No Sex Appeal Episode LIV: Deep Blue Sea & Deep Blue Sea 2



Reel Deal is back with the most on-brand episode possible. Sharks, sharks, and more sharks. Parker, Chris, and Official Shark and Star Wars Correspondent Alex are deepest. Bluest. Their hats are like a shark's fin. 

We've got made for Syfy Channel movies about ghost sharks, Michael Rappaport as an engineer in an underwater sealab, and decade-late sequels that nobody asked for but everybody needs. 

Also, it's Chris' turn to assign some movies and he picks some fuckin doozies. That's alright though, laugh while you can you smug prick. This elephant doesn't forget.  

Listen to it here


Subscribe to Reel Deal, No Sex Appeal on iTunes

Reel Deal, No Sex Appeal Episode LIII: Shanghai Noon & Shanghai Knights

JACKIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE


More like Shanghai Yikes, am I right? 

Parker watched a slew of early 2000's garbage horror and Ant-Man and the Wasp, and Chris saw a bunch of movies that sound like books and Oceans 8. God damned SJWs putting women in movies. 

After that the two units had a very adult, extremely regular discussion about various incarnations of Scooby Doo. Chris was incredibly not mad about the live action movie, in fact he was actually laughing. 

Then the dynamic content duo discuss a pair of movies that sounded a whole lot better on paper. The absolute nerve of them to make Shanghai Knights nearly 2 hours. 


Listen to it here


Subscribe to Reel Deal, No Sex Appeal on iTunes

Reel Deal, No Sex Appeal Episode LII: Wild Wild West



MTV spent 4 million dollars to leave Stevie Wonder's blind ass onstage after Will Smith rode a horse and rapped at the VMAs, and somehow every part of that is less embarrassing than the movie itself. 

Wiki Wild Wild. 

Listen to it here


Subscribe to Reel Deal, No Sex Appeal on iTunes

Reel Deal, No Sex Appeal Episode LI: Jurassic World - Fallen Kingdom



Official Star Wars Correspondent Alex is back, because Solo ended up being Actually Good and we couldn't let him have a moment of peace. To the surprise of no one, Jurassic World 2 is absolute balls. To the surprise of no one, it's on the fast track to making a billion dollars. We're part of the problem. Tune in!

Listen to it here


Subscribe to Reel Deal, No Sex Appeal on iTunes

Reel Deal, No Sex Appeal Episode L: Con Air


The only way to celebrate the biggest benchmark so far in Reel Deal history. 

Listen to it here


Subscribe to Reel Deal, No Sex Appeal on iTunes