Reel Deal, No Sex Appeal Episode XLVI: Deadpool 2



DID SOMEONE SAY SUPERHEROES? I FUCKING LOVE SUPERHEROES 


After going an exhausting two (!) weeks without a movie based on comics or toys, the absolute units crack open some cold ones and chat about Deadpool the Second. 

Also: Parker watched an obscene amount of Twin Peaks and 90's monster movies, and Chris watched a bunch of racist shit from the 1940s called Calamity Jane on the Orient Express or some garbage like that. 

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Reel Deal, No Sex Appeal Episode XLV: Dr. Goldfoot and the Bikini Machine




It would appear as if I have been tricked into watching a 60s movie where Vincent Price is sashaying around an evil lair and creating fembots to lure rich men into signing over their bitcoin rigs. Never heard of it? Mike Meyers should have, because this is the most Austin Powers ass movie I've ever seen. 

But before we get to that, the absolute units have each begun their descent into horror television. Chris reports back with his first experience with nearly a dozen episodes of Tales from the Crypt, and Parker dives headfirst into the first 3 episodes of Twin Peaks. Here's hoping both of those shows maintain their high level of quality until the end. 


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Reel Deal, No Sex Appeal Episode XLIV: The Haunting


 





Good evening boys and ghouls. Crack open a cold one for a scarily good fright as Chris, Parker, and Alex (the one they respect as Terrible Blog and all subsidiaries are Women Respecters) settle in for a ghoulishly good time with a horror classic.


What? Oh, it's the one from the 90s? Shit. Well, we have Owen Wilson getting decapitated, straight lesbians, and ASMR.

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Reel Deal, No Sex Appeal Episode XLIII: Avengers Infinity War


Crack open a cold one with the boys as they sing the praises of one of the most ambitious crossover movies ever! I'm still not sure why they didn't have the Fantastic Four in this.

Not only did Chris pay real life Obama funbucks to see Infinity War in theaters, but he watched nearly the entire MCU beforehand. I have finally broken him. He has reached the event horizon of capeshit.




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Reel Deal, No Sex Appeal Episode XLII: Road to Infinity War & Hellboy / Hellboy II



Crack open a cold one with the boys as they rip open a new one with Hellboy and its sequel! Chris is enamored with Ron Perlman, and Parker gets freaked by the tooth fairies. Also, the absolute lads prepare for Infinity War next week as Parker tries to explain 18 movies worth of plot to someone who doesn't know what an Infinity Stone is.



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Reel Deal, No Sex Appeal Episode XLI: A Quiet Place



Very carefully open your cold one with the boys as they take in A Quiet Place! The lads find this to be easily one of the best movies of the year, and try (yet fail) to keep The Office jokes to a minimum.


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Reel Deal, No Sex Appeal Episode XL: Street Fighter & Street Fighter - The Legend of Chun-Li



Another video game movie? Seriously? Well, thank goodness we picked a couple of the good ooooOOOOOOH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
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