The Devil Inside




Tired of found footage? Tired of exorcisms? I’ve got just the movie for you. 

Reel Deal, No Sex Appeal Episode LXXI: Addams Family Values



The gang is back after a short Thanksgiving hiatus. Chris, Parker, and Alex have a cornucopia of content to discuss. Kirk Cameron saves Christmas, Chris becomes intimate with the cruelest of intentions, and Ale-THE COSTUME IS MADE OF HUMAN HAIR. THE CAT IN THE HAT SUIT IS MADE OF HUMAN HAIR. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST



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Reel Deal, No Sex Appeal Episode LXII: AVP - Alien vs Predator

 

Do you love Alien? Do you love Predator? Do you love solving puzzles nestled deep inside ancient Aztec temples in Antarctica that were created hundreds of years ago when the Predators came to Earth and were worshiped as Gods? Do we have a movie for you!

Chris continues his kaiju quest and nearly has his spirit broken by the absolute dirt worst Godzilla movie, Parker has a whopper of a slate of Dracula flicks, and Alex continues to punish them both for crimes committed in their past lives with The Game of Games. 

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Titans - A Preemptive Disappointed Shaking of the Head


DC Universe and DC Comics made headlines on Thursday, but not the good kind like you want.

The Game of Games: Week 1 Crankstravaganza


BA DA BA BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

The NFL season is upon us and the stakes have never been higher. Movie bets have become a tradition here at the Terrible Blog Zaibatsu, but, as they say, This Year is Different. Our dear sweet friend Alex took this simple idea of "let's make fun bets based on football games" that spawned from Swinging PizzaGate and twisted it into a vile concoction of vague rules, mistrust, bitterness, and chance. He has created...the Game of Games. 

Listen to the tail end of the Predator episode of Reel Deal to hear how the teams were chosen, especially if you want to hear a certain host scream in bewildered anger at 3 in the morning. 

Here are the lineups: 

Chris
Chiefs
Seahawks (3x Multiplier)
Broncos
Colts 
Saints
Falcons
Bucs
Panthers
Steelers 
Ravens

Inventory:
2 Risk Cards
3 Lifelines
2 Dragon Balls

Parker
Cowboys
Patriots
Lions
Jets
Dolphins
Bills
Ravens
Cardinals
Eagles
Falcons
Seahawks

Inventory:
1 Risk Card
4 Lifelines

NARY A DRAGON BALL TO BE FOUND 

Confused as to what any of this means? Join the club. It'll all make sense when Chris is watching Children of the Corn 666 instead of spending Christmas with his family. 


Reel Deal, No Sex Appeal Episode LXI: Predator


Hey guys welcome to a new episode of Reel De-HOLY SHIT YALL I FINALLY SAW UPGRADE. 

Parker, Chris, and Alex discuss their favorite pastime: watching Arnold Schwarzenegger movies. We briefly run down its 2 sequels which are simultaneously hot garbage and good as hell, Chris watches both Silent Hill movies for some reason, and Alex reveals his masterpiece: The Game of Games

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Reel Deal, No Sex Appeal Episode LX: Johnny Mnemonic



Summer is nearly over. We've had months of sharks and squatches, but it's nearly spooky season. What better way to ease the transition than with Keanu Reeves in a cyberpunk thriller made by a guy who directed Megadeth music videos? Dolph Lundgren, Ice-T, and an ending twist that left us collectively speechless. Hack your brains with us. 


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