Good evening, Creeps and Creepettes. Welcome to my haunted library of ghosts, goblins, and otherworldly critters. A world of frights and delights; of monsters, ghouls, and dolls that creep and crawl. I'm here to open my grimoire and tell you about urban legends, cryptids, folklore, mythology, and haunted curiosities hidden away in the Warrens' Occult Museum. Most importantly, I'm going to tell you which of them I could kill with my bare hands.
Today's case is a hairy, smelly creature that dwells deep in the Florida Everglades. And folks, I almost married her.