Showing posts with label Sharks. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sharks. Show all posts

Reel Deal, No Sex Appeal Episode LIX: Crank & Crank: High Voltage



If you tuned in last week, you might remember our fearless host Chris calling himself a Jason Statham Expert (not once, but twice) all the while without seeing nary a Crank. It's time to change that. 

Is Crank the best movie of our generation? Yes. Is it the most important movie of our generation? Also yes. 

There is a lot going on here. The news segment makes its grand return to the show, we talk Pretty Little Liars, and SANTA JAWS. One of our most packed episodes yet. 

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Reel Deal, No Sex Appeal Episode LVIII: The Meg


The gang's all here. Parker, Chris, Alex, and Alex combine on the only episode worthy of all four hosts being on at once: Jason Statham taking on a combination of A God Damn Megalodon and Chinese nationalism. 

We all came together as one for a common good and celebrated this occasion by playing bingo at Chris's expense. Take that, guy who puts the show together every week. 

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Reel Deal, No Sex Appeal Episode LVII: The Jaws Quadrilogy

STONE COLD. STONE COLD. STONE COLD.

We're gonna need a bigger podcast.

Get it?

The Meg is right around the corner and shark fever has infected Reel Deal. Why settle for one of the greatest movies of all time when we could also watch 3 sequels that have no reason to exist other than to squeeze money from the Jaws name?  

We've got Squatchwatch, kaiju, and telepathic sharks. What could be better? 

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Reel Deal, No Sex Appeal Episode LIV: Deep Blue Sea & Deep Blue Sea 2



Reel Deal is back with the most on-brand episode possible. Sharks, sharks, and more sharks. Parker, Chris, and Official Shark and Star Wars Correspondent Alex are deepest. Bluest. Their hats are like a shark's fin. 

We've got made for Syfy Channel movies about ghost sharks, Michael Rappaport as an engineer in an underwater sealab, and decade-late sequels that nobody asked for but everybody needs. 

Also, it's Chris' turn to assign some movies and he picks some fuckin doozies. That's alright though, laugh while you can you smug prick. This elephant doesn't forget.  

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