Showing posts with label Marvel. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Marvel. Show all posts

Reel Deal, No Sex Appeal Episode XLVI: Deadpool 2



DID SOMEONE SAY SUPERHEROES? I FUCKING LOVE SUPERHEROES 


After going an exhausting two (!) weeks without a movie based on comics or toys, the absolute units crack open some cold ones and chat about Deadpool the Second. 

Also: Parker watched an obscene amount of Twin Peaks and 90's monster movies, and Chris watched a bunch of racist shit from the 1940s called Calamity Jane on the Orient Express or some garbage like that. 

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Reel Deal, No Sex Appeal Episode XLIII: Avengers Infinity War


Crack open a cold one with the boys as they sing the praises of one of the most ambitious crossover movies ever! I'm still not sure why they didn't have the Fantastic Four in this.

Not only did Chris pay real life Obama funbucks to see Infinity War in theaters, but he watched nearly the entire MCU beforehand. I have finally broken him. He has reached the event horizon of capeshit.




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Reel Deal, No Sex Appeal Episode XXXIII: Black Panther



Crack open a cold one with the boys and gear up for a hearty Black Panther discussion! Chris admits it's one of the best superhero movies ever made, and Parker tries desperately to pretend he's not a white boy from Texas.

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Ranking the Comic Book Movies of 2016

2016 has come and gone and somehow by the grace of God we're still alive, even if we're only living in the most literal sense of the word. There were eight comic book movies plopped into theaters last year, squeezing every red cent out of my already empty pockets. Time and time again I left the theater and opened my wallet like a Looney Toon and let the moths fly out. I'm a fat guy on the Internet, so why wouldn't I rate them? That's what I'm here for: to pick apart things that other people love to give myself a sense of purpose. I'm only doing the theatrical releases, so I'm not including the DC animated movies. Why? Because I don't want to.

Funny story, I wrote the intro last and it was only then that I remembered The Killing Joke was in theaters for one night via Fathom Events. Am I going to go back and add it? Nope. There's a review already and spoilers: it fucking sucks. 

So sit back and enjoy this page sponsored by Marvel Studios, the company that pays me to talk about their amazing and ground breaking content. 

Ranking the Marvel Cinematic Universe



The Marvel Cinematic Universe has dug its roots deep into my life and what has blossomed is a reality consumed by bright lights, CGI, and Chris Hemsworth's biceps. I don't live anymore, I merely exist between releases. So here it is, the absolute objective indisputable etched-in-stone ranking of the MCU.