Dragon Ball Z: Dead Zone




It's time to Rock the Dragon.


Jesus Christ Superstar - The First Movie to Feature Twerking

Written by: Melvyn Bragg, Norman Jewison, Tim Rice, Matthew, Mark, Luke, John
Directed by: Norman Jewison
Music by: Tim Rice, Andrew Lloyd Webber
Starring: Ted Neeley, Yvonne Elliman, Carl Anderson, Barry Dennen, Philip Toubus, the principal from Billy Madison
Cinematography: Douglas Slocombe
Are we still giving credit to huge movie studios that don't love us back?: Universal Pictures

There is no great shortage of biblical film adaptations; it's called the greatest story ever told for a reason. There are varying degrees of success here; one can quickly point to either version of The Ten Commandments or Ben-Hur as useful and worthwhile works of art, while Wholly Moses! and Noah's Ark are wastes of time. It's a tricky balancing act; you've got to respect both the belief system that's been around for a couple millennia lest you upset one of the biggest religious movements in the world, but you've got to commit to the art form as well lest you disappoint the general moviegoer. Right about the 1970s, Tim Rice and Andrew Lloyd Webber had a really bright idea: how about a musical that portrays Jesus Christ as some sort of funk rock superstar?

Reel Deal, No Sex Appeal Episode XLVI: Deadpool 2



DID SOMEONE SAY SUPERHEROES? I FUCKING LOVE SUPERHEROES 


After going an exhausting two (!) weeks without a movie based on comics or toys, the absolute units crack open some cold ones and chat about Deadpool the Second. 

Also: Parker watched an obscene amount of Twin Peaks and 90's monster movies, and Chris watched a bunch of racist shit from the 1940s called Calamity Jane on the Orient Express or some garbage like that. 

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Reel Deal, No Sex Appeal Episode XLV: Dr. Goldfoot and the Bikini Machine




It would appear as if I have been tricked into watching a 60s movie where Vincent Price is sashaying around an evil lair and creating fembots to lure rich men into signing over their bitcoin rigs. Never heard of it? Mike Meyers should have, because this is the most Austin Powers ass movie I've ever seen. 

But before we get to that, the absolute units have each begun their descent into horror television. Chris reports back with his first experience with nearly a dozen episodes of Tales from the Crypt, and Parker dives headfirst into the first 3 episodes of Twin Peaks. Here's hoping both of those shows maintain their high level of quality until the end. 


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Reel Deal, No Sex Appeal Episode XLIV: The Haunting


 





Good evening boys and ghouls. Crack open a cold one for a scarily good fright as Chris, Parker, and Alex (the one they respect as Terrible Blog and all subsidiaries are Women Respecters) settle in for a ghoulishly good time with a horror classic.


What? Oh, it's the one from the 90s? Shit. Well, we have Owen Wilson getting decapitated, straight lesbians, and ASMR.

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Reel Deal, No Sex Appeal Episode XLIII: Avengers Infinity War


Crack open a cold one with the boys as they sing the praises of one of the most ambitious crossover movies ever! I'm still not sure why they didn't have the Fantastic Four in this.

Not only did Chris pay real life Obama funbucks to see Infinity War in theaters, but he watched nearly the entire MCU beforehand. I have finally broken him. He has reached the event horizon of capeshit.




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Reel Deal, No Sex Appeal Episode XLII: Road to Infinity War & Hellboy / Hellboy II



Crack open a cold one with the boys as they rip open a new one with Hellboy and its sequel! Chris is enamored with Ron Perlman, and Parker gets freaked by the tooth fairies. Also, the absolute lads prepare for Infinity War next week as Parker tries to explain 18 movies worth of plot to someone who doesn't know what an Infinity Stone is.



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