Reel Deal, No Sex Appeal Episode LIV: Deep Blue Sea & Deep Blue Sea 2



Reel Deal is back with the most on-brand episode possible. Sharks, sharks, and more sharks. Parker, Chris, and Official Shark and Star Wars Correspondent Alex are deepest. Bluest. Their hats are like a shark's fin. 

We've got made for Syfy Channel movies about ghost sharks, Michael Rappaport as an engineer in an underwater sealab, and decade-late sequels that nobody asked for but everybody needs. 

Also, it's Chris' turn to assign some movies and he picks some fuckin doozies. That's alright though, laugh while you can you smug prick. This elephant doesn't forget.  

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Reel Deal, No Sex Appeal Episode LIII: Shanghai Noon & Shanghai Knights

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More like Shanghai Yikes, am I right? 

Parker watched a slew of early 2000's garbage horror and Ant-Man and the Wasp, and Chris saw a bunch of movies that sound like books and Oceans 8. God damned SJWs putting women in movies. 

After that the two units had a very adult, extremely regular discussion about various incarnations of Scooby Doo. Chris was incredibly not mad about the live action movie, in fact he was actually laughing. 

Then the dynamic content duo discuss a pair of movies that sounded a whole lot better on paper. The absolute nerve of them to make Shanghai Knights nearly 2 hours. 


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Reel Deal, No Sex Appeal Episode LII: Wild Wild West



MTV spent 4 million dollars to leave Stevie Wonder's blind ass onstage after Will Smith rode a horse and rapped at the VMAs, and somehow every part of that is less embarrassing than the movie itself. 

Wiki Wild Wild. 

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Reel Deal, No Sex Appeal Episode LI: Jurassic World - Fallen Kingdom



Official Star Wars Correspondent Alex is back, because Solo ended up being Actually Good and we couldn't let him have a moment of peace. To the surprise of no one, Jurassic World 2 is absolute balls. To the surprise of no one, it's on the fast track to making a billion dollars. We're part of the problem. Tune in!

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Reel Deal, No Sex Appeal Episode L: Con Air


The only way to celebrate the biggest benchmark so far in Reel Deal history. 

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Reel Deal, No Sex Appeal Episode XLIX: Hereditary

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Do you like dinner scenes that are so uncomfortable that you wanna rip your hair out or run out of the theater? You do? You're in good company. Chris appreciates the atmosphere of the movie, while Parker neglects to warn his friends that this movie might have something supernatural goin' on.


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Reel Deal, No Sex Appeal Episode XLVIII: Van Helsing



Crack open a cold one with the boys and get ready to hunt down all of gothic horror's most famous villains! Chris defends this piece of garbage, and Parker viciously attacks a beloved family tradition. Featuring Beatrice, Chris's sister, who gives baffling insight into a typical Field Day back in the mid 2000's. The world's most Absolutely Regular Nuclear Family.

More importantly, both Parker and Chris lost a bet last week and boy oh boy do they pay for it. 
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