Showing posts with label DC. Show all posts
Showing posts with label DC. Show all posts

Episode XXI: Batman Forever and Batman & Robin


First I made Chris watch 3 unbearable hours of Batman v Superman. Then I made him pay real American dollars to go see Justice League opening weekend. Well, as you know, revenge is a dish best served cold: ice cold. Nobody ever told him not to hit a man while he's down because he hit me with the one-two punch of Schumacher Batman movies. We touch on the 2 Burton films, but let's be honest with each other, you're here for the ice puns.  



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Episode XX: Justice League


Wew lads. After our heroic journey through the 3 hour Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (Ultimate Edition), we have returned to tackle the biggest movie of the year the biggest movie of the month a movie. Crack open a cold one with the boys as we try to watch Justice League without falling asleep! Parker notes how this movie reminds him of another subset of movies, while Chris explains how the movie is the most heartless, soulless movie he's seen in months.

Wonder Woman or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Matriarchy



Pop quiz hotshot: Why is there no Wonder Man? That's what I thought, Libs.

Ranking the Comic Book Movies of 2016

2016 has come and gone and somehow by the grace of God we're still alive, even if we're only living in the most literal sense of the word. There were eight comic book movies plopped into theaters last year, squeezing every red cent out of my already empty pockets. Time and time again I left the theater and opened my wallet like a Looney Toon and let the moths fly out. I'm a fat guy on the Internet, so why wouldn't I rate them? That's what I'm here for: to pick apart things that other people love to give myself a sense of purpose. I'm only doing the theatrical releases, so I'm not including the DC animated movies. Why? Because I don't want to.

Funny story, I wrote the intro last and it was only then that I remembered The Killing Joke was in theaters for one night via Fathom Events. Am I going to go back and add it? Nope. There's a review already and spoilers: it fucking sucks. 

So sit back and enjoy this page sponsored by Marvel Studios, the company that pays me to talk about their amazing and ground breaking content. 

Batman: The Killing Joke - One Bad Day


This is it, folks. The whole enchilada. An adaptation of one of the most famous Batman stories in history. The definitive telling of Batman and Joker's rivalry. One bad day. Oh yeah, and also Batgirl has a hole in her spine that only Bruce Wayne can fill. 


Suicide Squad - It's Guardians of the Galaxy, But Not the Good Kind Like You Want

We've got it. The worst of the worst.

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