Your body isn't elastic enough to receive the amount of Blumhouse that's about to be crammed into it.
Chris continues his kaiju quest and nearly has his spirit broken by the absolute dirt worst Godzilla movie, Parker has a whopper of a slate of Dracula flicks, and Alex continues to punish them both for crimes committed in their past lives with The Game of Games.
Listen to it here
BA DA BA BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
The NFL season is upon us and the stakes have never been higher. Movie bets have become a tradition here at the Terrible Blog Zaibatsu, but, as they say, This Year is Different. Our dear sweet friend Alex took this simple idea of "let's make fun bets based on football games" that spawned from Swinging PizzaGate and twisted it into a vile concoction of vague rules, mistrust, bitterness, and chance. He has created...the Game of Games.
Listen to the tail end of the Predator episode of Reel Deal to hear how the teams were chosen, especially if you want to hear a certain host scream in bewildered anger at 3 in the morning.
Here are the lineups:
Chris
Chiefs
Seahawks (3x Multiplier)
Broncos
Colts
Saints
Falcons
Bucs
Panthers
Steelers
Ravens
Inventory:
2 Risk Cards
3 Lifelines
2 Dragon Balls
Parker
Cowboys
Patriots
Lions
Jets
Dolphins
Bills
Ravens
Cardinals
Eagles
Falcons
Seahawks
Inventory:
1 Risk Card
4 Lifelines
NARY A DRAGON BALL TO BE FOUND
Confused as to what any of this means? Join the club. It'll all make sense when Chris is watching Children of the Corn 666 instead of spending Christmas with his family.
Parker, Chris, and Alex discuss their favorite pastime: watching Arnold Schwarzenegger movies. We briefly run down its 2 sequels which are simultaneously hot garbage and good as hell, Chris watches both Silent Hill movies for some reason, and Alex reveals his masterpiece: The Game of Games
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