Ant-Man - [Insert Penis Joke Here]

Ant-Man

Directed By: Peyton Reed

Starring: Paul Rudd, Michael Douglas, Evangeline Lilly, Corey Stoll

Release Date: July 17, 2015

Run Time: 117 minutes

Maybe we can finally cut this "is this going to be the first terrible Marvel movie?" shit out. 

Human Centipede 3 - Do Not Watch This Garbage Movie

The Human Centipede III (Final Sequence)

Directed by: Tom Six

Starring: Dieter Laser, Laurence R. Harvey

Release Date: May 22, 2015

Run Time: 102 minutes

Hey guys, let’s all agree to stop giving Tom Six money and never speak of this movie ever again. 

[50 Shades of Shea] Terminator Genisys - Genesis Spelled with a WHY

Do you think they call it Terminator Mega Dryve in the UK?

The Human Centipede 2 (Full Sequence) - The Legend of Curly’s Gold

The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence)
Directed by: Tom Six

Starring: Laurence R. Harvey, Nobody Else 
Release Date: October 7, 2011
Run Time: 91 minutes

Now with 100% more rape and projectile shitting 

Jurassic World - Hold on to Your Butts....Again

Jurassic World
Directed by: Colin Trevorrow

Starring: Chris Pratt, Bryce Dallas Howard, Vincent D'Onofrio, Ty Simpkins

Release Date: June 12, 2015

Run Time: 124 minutes

God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs. Dinosaurs eat man. Man creates another park anyways, because fuck it. Man creates a genetic hybrid dinosaur that breaks free from its cage. A bunch of extras get eaten.

The Human Centipede (First Sequence) - 2 Hot Teens Go Ass To Mouth And You Won't Believe What Happens Next

It's not just a movie about going ass to mouth. It's a 100% medically accurate movie about going ass to mouth. 

Zombeavers - The Angriest Beavers

In World War II, Rick Blaine, exiled American and former freedom fighter, runs the most popular nightspot in town. The cynical lone wolf Blaine comes into the possession of two valuable letters of transit. When Nazi Major Strasser arrives in Casablanc-ah shit, wrong movie.