Showing posts with label Chris the Intern. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Chris the Intern. Show all posts

The Phantom Carriage - A Bit of Class Between Wiener Jokes

Posted on 9:56:00 PM by Chris the Intern


Or as the Swedes call it, Körkarlen. We’ll get there fast and then we’ll take it slow. 

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The Fog - Tom Atkins' Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery

Posted on 11:33:00 AM by Chris the Intern



Out of all of John Carpenter's movies, this is one of them.


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Suicide Squad - It's Guardians of the Galaxy, But Not the Good Kind Like You Want

Posted on 2:53:00 AM by Chris the Intern
We've got it. The worst of the worst.

More like the Dirty Doesn't. My column: 

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The King of Iron Fist Retrospective Part 2 - Tekken 2

Posted on 10:13:00 PM by Chris the Intern
Tekken 2 poster

This is bullshit, Jeff. If you keep spamming the eye lasers I'm taking my Dualshock and going home.

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Ghostbusters (2016) - The War on Men Begins with the Desecration of Dan Aykroyd's Ghost Blowjob

Posted on 5:45:00 AM by Chris the Intern
Ghostbusters 2016 cast

♪ I'm in the business of misandry, let's take it from the top
It's got an all female cast and they're never gonna stop ♪
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The King of Iron Fist Retrospective Part 1 - Tekken

Posted on 10:00:00 AM by Chris the Intern


Witness the power of the Terrible Zaibatsu 
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Mortal Kombat - That Sonya Blade Is One Piece of Ace

Posted on 6:08:00 AM by Big Bob Pataki
Actually written by Chris the Intern, I'm an idiot who posted it on the wrong account.
 

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Chris' opinions do not reflect or represent the views of terrible blog dot net. 

 God dammit Chris. 

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Enter the Dragon

Posted on 4:11:00 AM by Chris the Intern



Enter the Dragon
Directed by: Robert Clouse
Starring: Bruce Lee, John Saxon, Jim Kelly (the martial artist, not the former Buffalo Bills quarterback)
Release date: July 26, 1973
Runtime: 102 minutes
Jackie Chan gets his ass kicked: three times!
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Harlan Ellison’s Watching

Posted on 8:14:00 PM by Chris the Intern


Editor's note: Terrible Blog does not condone books, literature, or reading of any form. 
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Grumpy Cat's Worst Christmas Ever - Please Let Me Die

Posted on 10:33:00 PM by Chris the Intern



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Jack Frost - The Most Important Film Duology Since Drumline

Posted on 1:49:00 PM by Chris the Intern



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Santa's Slay - The Most Important Wrestler-Dressed-As-Santa-Murdering-People Film of Our Generation

Posted on 7:28:00 PM by Chris the Intern

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLDBERG
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